Yes That Is Correct......................

I AM BILAL

Lots and Lots of OK Karaoke Clips!

FOR EVERYONES AMUSEMENT!

Sunday 27th Jan

Sunday

Was the day of the Linkin Park concert, was good, when they played Numb and In The End live...it was soooooo spot on! I am not a huge rock/Linkin Park fan, but I thought why not.

It was different environment to which I am normally used to, which is a good thing and I had a really good time.

Yvette wore 5 inch heels to the concert, the mad women!

I was in the queue with Yvette for drinks, and I was wanting a cup of tea, and the girls behind me were like "you're a proper mosher aint you!" hahaha, I will have everyone who reads this know, that A CUP OF TEA CAN GO WITH ANYTHING! ;-)

I have loads of video clips!

All in all a good weekend indeed.

Linkin Park - Numb



Linkin Park - In The End

Yvette is with a bunch of guys....and is happily smiling!
Me Pointing at the Stage
Me and Yvette at the drinks stand...that didn't have any tea!
Me doing my weirdo pose
The Concert Ticket!

Saturday 26th

Ended up going out in Huddersfield, it was a hell of a lot better then I thought it would be. Plenty of nice girlies, I chatted to plenty, one older women was ice cold....even after I pulled out my little book of chat-up lines! Haha

We chatted to a few more and bounced off to this placed called Tokyo, it’s the most popular place in Hudds at the moment and it was busy. I was having a great time it was lively and there was lots going on.

We all got talking to some girls I was chatting to one who was wearing those sexy style secretary style glasses, we chatted she was ice cold, I ploughed...and the some, she was like giving me all sorts, she wasn't in the best of moods yadada, I told her, I know your not a cow really and you just put up this shield and then I pretend there is a shield in front of her lol. I told her to close her eyes...she knew what was coming and she was like nooooo *smile* . God I ploughed some more, she couldn't figure it out lol. I knew that below that cold outer shell she was a friendly girl, there were aspects that were coming through. But hey it was not going to happen.

I was all over Maz and Johnny managed to get 3 lesbian girls to do some erotic 3 way kissing for the camera, I must get that clip off Maz.

I did some funky dancing just like on Friday and started talking to this girl, I dragged her off, we started talking and having a laugh I got her number...but something was a miss, I couldn't quite pin it....hmmmmmmm

Was a great night indeed, was nice to mix it up!

Friday 25th Jan

Friday was lots of fun. Met up with the guys bounced around, met up Tej and Royal...I love that guy!

Johnny turned up and we bounced to prohibition? God knows the name, started chatting to some older women, the one I was talking to was married but she was into me and Johnny was talking to the single one, they wanted to bounce with us we had it going good and we called it a day and Johnny just took her number?! Ah well shit happens, I know if she wasn’t married I would have ploughed a sexy time with her lol

Then went to top Revolution, did some random dancing (a nice mix of superman that hooeee and the Madonna vogue face dance thing), works wonders for me....as my dancing skills are pretty damn shite.

Got chatting to this girl who was with her mates from work, and she hates them, was interesting. She was a bit drunk and we sat outside and chatted, her so called friends tried to but into our conversation, I was just polite and she was actually telling her work colleges to get lost and everything lol

We ended up bouncing outside and then going to Ok Karaoke and she got up on stage and sang a song. I promised to her so called mates I'd get her back ok and I did, but I couldn't figure out how to get it further in that situation, I arranged to do some stuff with her and exchanged numbers. But I knew it would be a flake but hey lol.

That's some funky Matrix shit right there !!!!











Look at Chek gooooooooo

Sunday 20th

Now this day was interesting, Flows come up from Sheffield, not seen that git for time, so I met up with Royal again and then Flows turned up and we just chilled out and fucked about. Flows works in a bar now…and it shows.

While walking around I was given some Subway vouchers, so random women who walked past I was offering them the vouchers lo. One woman was running down the street…like she was being chased by a dog or something.

Me: Would you like some Subway vouchers?

Her: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss *as she runs down the street*

That amused me for quite a while, it has to be said!

We watched A V P – Requiem, it was ok nothing special really, and there were some decent action bits…there was a plot somewhere………..honest lol The best comedic line in the whole film is when they are saying the government is lying to them

Her: The government would never lie to us.

I think a fair few people in the cinema started laughing it has to be said.

I gave flows a lift back to Sheffield.

All the while I was getting txt messages from this girl that used to work at HBOS, ( I guess she comes under the MILF category) she quit at which point I took her phone number ( I never cross the work/personal boundary, just a rule I have). She was inviting me over for a cup of tea, but I didn’t get free till like 11:30pm, at which point she was like you can still come round………I am sure you can see where this is going.

Well I got every test thrown at me really, was good and I ploughed like a trooper, I did a cool freeze out (while having a massive grin on my face), we had a sexy time.

Her boobies are massive, I motor boated them and she said no one had ever done that…I mean WTF..how could no one have ever done that!

I pride myself on not being judgemental, and this comes through, girls don't want to be judged, society already makes their lives harder then it has to be. I think guys who seriously stereotype girls into X Y Z category should take a hard long look, because I bet they are basing what they say on double standards.

I told her I wasn’t after a serious relationship and she told me she wasn’t, this is important, I won't lead a girl on, especially on some false pretence, I pride myself on not lying and I think that is key…no one respects a liar.

We agreed to be just friends….with benefits, which is fine by me. Her ex is being annoying, he can't let go, but by him doing this it makes me look better.

I told her everyone likes sex (its true, if we didn’t none of us would be here now), and that we can have fun, I am not after anything serious and neither is she.

She told me she got offered a job at HBOS, I was like cool, but that would mean we were just m8s again, then she said what happened if I left, well then we could be friends with benefits again. I MAKE THIS 110% clear, it's important to set the frame.

We went to the cinema the next day and watched I Am Legend, a pretty decent film not that great but decent….I am a huge Will Smith fan.

She worked her new job at HBOS for one day and quit, saying it was shit and she could do better, which is fair enough.

I will see how it all pans out……who knows.

I met up with Royal during the day and we just chilled out and had a laugh, bumped into Maz as well and we just hung out and chilled.

We were all out again at night, having a laugh, but the weather wasn’t great. We just went out and about and had a good time, I was just dossing about and being a prat really and just trying to enjoy my time.

Nothing spectacular happened at all; well not that I can recall a week down the line lol

Friday 18th

This was the night we all went to karaoke, man what a joke it was. I sang the following tunes:

Backstreet boys – I want it that way

Nsync – Bye Bye Bye

2Pac – Changes

Offspring – Pretty Fly for A White Guy

Will Smith Miami

Run DMC Vs Jason Nevis – It's like that

Eminem – Loose yourself

And many others, what a great way to start a night the video clips alone are worth a good mocking, and boy I don't think any one of us could sing in the slightest!

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=9709244107

We then hit a few bars, and we all got chatting to this group of girls on a night out, I ended up making out with this girl with massive boobs, she got in a bit of a strop at me ooogling her boobs all the time, but hey I can't help it, they were in my face lol.

I got her number…but you can tell it was just a flake, I should have pushed further, but how can you push it when they are all on a night out…..interesting.

We then bounced around a few other bars and had a laugh, it was sooo much fun I was doing my Madonna vogue dance move, where you move your hands around your face (and I was wearing gloves), for some reason I wear these gloves everywhere lol.

People ask me and I just tell then I don't like leaving fingerprints….go figure.

All in all a fantastic night indeed.

Royal was up in Leeds again, man was cool to have the guy back, love him to bits and so does everyone. He sang a bit of Frank Sinatra lol

I was ploughing something hardcore, one girl said I was a bit toooooooooooooo much, but hey who cares, it was good jokes. I picked up woman up on the street and ran across the road with her lol

Saturday/Sunday 12/13th Jan

Me and Tej meet up and find out that most of the guys are heading to Halo for the night. So we head up and meet up with them, by the time we get there it is still pretty quite. So we chill out and have a laugh. Do some random shit, the guys are all doing their things. I start doing the Superman dance, from the Soulja Boy song Crank Dat. SUPERMANNNN THAT HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I see one girl and I stop her and say

Me: Hey…..I want you to have my babies

Her: Well maybe in the future *sarcastic smile*

And then I let it go…..hmmmmmmmm lol, I ask a couple of girls if they come here often ;-)

We just prance about and chill out, and then Maz and the guys bounce off home at about 12:30am. And myself, Tej and Johnny bounce to Revolution and I dance like a prat, but I keep getting proximity left right and centre..tis weird. I like the Superman dance (see picture) as it takes up a lot of space on the dance floor and people can't help but stare. I do stupid faces and randomly point at girls. I blow myself out plenty too, I get AA with the opening, in this enviroment.

Oh this girl comes up to me on the dance floor and asks why I am wearing gloves, I explain I don't like leaving finger prints lol and then her fat mate comes over and so it goes, I try to make out with the nicer one (yes I am a bastard) and she proceeds to tell me.

Her: I can't, my friend likes you and it always happens this way and she gets pissed off

Me: I understand you are being a good mate

Her fat mate tries diss me while talking to Johnny and he says:

Johnny: My mate Bilal, is spot on, women love him to bits, I can't figure out why, I just hang around with and take which ever girls he doesn’t want!

Her: Really?

LOL gotta rep a brotha for that one!

Then these Asian girls start dancing away near by and I pull some funny face and one of them asks if we have met before ;-), she is one weird and feisty woman, just strange, we get into a really deep and random conversation outside…..its just peculiar yada yada yada. But nothing comes of it really…it was just strange. I give her my business card but don’t expect much. I don’t fancy her, but he says she has a wide network of m8s and not many guy mates…interesting indeed.

f you have read this far....I will tell you wa little about Sunday too

Sunday I met up with Murphy and we chill out and work on Vocal projection and he tells me how he met up with a girl and she pissed him off a bit and he stole the battery pack for her vibrator and then he gets a txt asking for the batteries back. LOL gotta love that ;-)

Murphy has asked me to help him change his style a bit, so we went to Primark lol and we both chat to the girl at the changing rooms and Murphy grabs her number, that reminds me I gotta ask him what happened with that.

All in all some fun indeed.

Friday night 11th Jan

Went out, was pretty dead everywhere must be said. Did a bit here and a bit there. It was just a few of us chilling out, and harassing a few women here and there. We decided to make our way to a new karaoke place called OK Karaoke.

On our way there we popped into Revolution at the bottom end of Call Lane, we went through to the back garden area and through to the bit that leads to the Gay friendly area of Leeds.

Here there were 2 women one Asian and one White. I strike up a conversation some random way. God her white mate is throwing out all sorts of testing stuff, Tej was working her and keeping her busy. I chat to her Asian mate and she is called Ammo (insert harlequin reference here lol) We chat away she is a teacher at a Bradford school and lives in the Bramley area of Leeds. We chat away about various things, and her white friend, is throwing tests my way left right and centre, she is the aggressive type, I just roll off them and reframe them in some way and just have a laugh. I get her number and a quick kiss before she is dragged away…and tbh don't think much of it.

On the way out of that area, I am talking to the guys when this random older 40 year old + guy, stands in front of me, drink in hand and looks me up and down, gives me those fuck me eyes and winks/smiles at me. Now bare in mind I am in mid convo with a bunch of m8s, so after a few seconds I realise that I am in the Gay friendly neighbourhood and I am like OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. After a few seconds I look at him and I am like "ok mate cheers" *smile* and pat him on the back and walk off, the rest of us are laughing, I found it hilarious too it has to be said. GUYS FANCY ME TOOOOOOOO AWESSSSSOMEEEEEEEEE….I think!

We head over to the Karaoke place, only to be told that all the private rooms are fully booked and there is a massive queue for the main stage!

I see this really SEXY older woman, with some mates, I don't know why I found her soo SEXY, I think it was just her demeanour and the way she carried her self. She is sitting down starting to look a bit bored. So I rock up and sit down.

I can tell by her reaction, she is a bit shocked, but we get talking about karaoke and everything else, jobs yada yada yada. I recall asking her what she wanted to be when she was five years old and she said Married with a really nice wedding dress. I ask her how that worked out and she proceeds to tell me she is recently married and has been seeing the guy for like 8 years!....niceee.

We chat some more, I ask her what she is passionate about…and she tells me money…I am like errrm ok. But she explains why, and I can understand. Her husband is a painter/decorator and she works for a Legal firm and is obviously on a salary. She wants to progress through so she is earning plenty so that if her husband doesn’t feel forced to take the next decorating job, so he can do it as and when he wants and not feel obliged to do it for her. I think that is incredibly sweet and just goes to show that their relationship is fundamentally solid. I tell her this and she smiles and agrees.

We actually chat for quite a while, I give her my business card and we agree to keep in touch, as I think it is important to network and everything, but I sense something is off..ever soo slightly, but I can't figure out what…But hey!

We bounce around a bit more and then I head home. I send a txt to the Asian girl I met saying it was nice meeting her and that we went to karaoke and it was ramm packed! I didn’t get a reply; I thought nothing of it, until Sunday when I got a reply, we send a few messages back and forth and she asked if I was free on Friday to meet up. I said I would give her a call to arrange something as Friday I might be busy ( we have booked Karaoke for this coming Friday).

TEA...NOT JUST A DRINK........BUT A LIFESTYLE

TEA

Considering the name of my blog, I have not really talked about tea once on it.

So now it is time to change that!

I love tea, being from an Asian Pakistani background, tea has been in my life since day one.

No matter how much food you have eaten, no matter how full you are....you always have room for tea!

It doesn't matter what the occasion is, be it a birthday or heaven forbid a funeral....tea is the drink of choice!

I have recently got into drinking green tea.

I always ask girls if they can make a nice cup of tea, or if they are avid tea drinkers.....I find it sexy ;-)

I am a growing fan of coffee too. I drink a fair bit of Starbucks, such as Raspberry Latte, White chocolate mocha and Carmel machiato!

But tea will always have a special place in my heart, tea is not just a drink.....IT IS A LIFESTYLE!

TEA MAKING TIPS



OLD SCHOOL TEA MAKING TIPS

Sat Night

All my talk of PUMPING THEM ROLLS came to no avail, I had the perfect opportunity and I didn't want to follow through, it was all there laid out in front of me....and I just didn't want to. Don't mistaken it for couldnt ....I just didn't want to.

I was not attracted to her. She will make a good female friend. She is fun and everything...I just don't fancy her in that way.

I find that a bit perplexing hehe.

I have had the cold and runny nose thing again! I think I must have given it to like 10 girls on Saturday night.

Man me and Maz were talking to 2 awesome Milfs...they were sisters and 40years old....no way in hell were they 40...no way..look at the picture of her wearing my sexy glasses and tell me if she looks 40!



I was basically running interference so Maz could do what he had to, she was into him, but she couldn't comprehend why a guy like Maz would find her attractive.

Maz and Voo were on about doing a Grimelife Challenge, like the Stylelife thing.....but more grimey hehe. I had a good laugh on Saturday night, was good fun even if it wasn't super busy.

As we were walking to Call Lane, I waved at 2 girls they stopped and waved , me and Maz did our thing. When MAz goes for quick escalation, so do I hehe. They were going to get their train but we convinced them to stay, once girl wanted to leave but the one I was talking to, whispered in her ear how she liked me...or something lol. We bounced them, and proceeded to loose them lol

We then met to slightly grimey older women and chatted away, convinced them we were gay...then bi and felt her boobies and made out with her..yada yada gave her my card and told her to call if she wanted some fun....bleh lol

Just a usual night. Man we miss Royal, wish he would get his arse back to leeds, it not the same without him these days!

Then a few other things happened but nothing to write home about by any means.

New Years

New Years I spent with some old mates, we just chilled out and went to Townhouse, wasn't much special, there were loads of people I recognized from back in the day and from around the way.

I could just sense the EGO in the place though....from the guys and the girls.

From the smokers’ area upstairs, I watched all the fights break out between drunken fewls and the bouncers was fun!

The drunks act all cocky and everything and as soon as the bouncer gets ready to throw a punch, they crawl up into a ball on the ground lol.

HERE ARE SOME PICS!