Tuesday Night

Went out on Tuesday night, it is the main student night in Leeds and it is at Tiger Tiger.

Man it was heaving; I have never seen Tiger Tiger that busy……ever. I thoroughly enjoyed my night and did loads of random stuff and just had a good laugh,

I kept going for some sort of close and failing miserably on the most part haha. You have to run some pretty damn quick game there, how can you build rapport and a connection in such a high energy environment is beyond me.

Actually I am seeing Adam tonight; I will ask him, if anyone knows he will know.

Many of the highlights for the night involved me doing seriously stupid shit, I became possessed, I remember something Ahsan had done in Glasgow…think it was in Carbon, so it came into my mind and I just used it, with some modification for my amusement.

Me: Excuse me!
Her: Yes
Me: I am a member of the David Hasselhoff fan club!
Her: Cool / Yes / Really?
Me: Yes and if you join, you get a red swimsuit…and you can run around in slow motion! Lol

Then another, I made up on the spot.

Me: Forgive me…….for I have sinned!
Her: Really? / Why what have you done?
Me: Well I have been really bad and I want forgiveness for what I am about to do!
Her: What are you about to do?
Me: *go for kiss*

Majority of the time it didn’t work a few times it did, was interestingly fun lol.

Man I just kept doing retarded shit, but I was just doing it for my own amusement, and enjoying my time really.

Man but I was soo fucked up the next morning, I had red eyes and everything, thank god I don't drink or there would be no way I could go to work the next morning!

Saw Ryan/Pho and their other halves, was cool seeing them after absolutely fucking ages, but Ryans moustache…….hmmm I not too keen on it, I told him this and he was like kiss me and see what it feels like..lol, I declined…because I am only gay on Mondays ;-)

Stupid opening lines are fun, but really usually don’t get you that far, they can have shock value which is good, but you need to switch topics pretty quick time.

I was aggressive way too, which was kind of cool, I am getting more and more like that, and I just try and stay in till the end…what was the phrase. BLOW ME…or …BLOW ME OUT?

Got chatting to some Asian girl, she was in her first year studying some Events Management degree and complaining how busy Tiger Tiger was…I told her the irony of what she just told me, I tried to isolate…no go, I just kept on talking and talking..didn't go for a close (shame) and I blew myself out.

Isolating is becoming much easier these days, I am starting to wonder what the issue was in the first place.

One girl told me she was studying Psychology and the conversation that followed was mint!

Me: so you must have studied body language then.
Her: YES and your body language is telling me...YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
Me: Yes..... you are absolutely correct!
Her: Well my body language is saying no chance! (in a rude kind of tone)
Did this stop me...never!
Me: What soo you mean you don't want to come back to my place?!
Her: No I don't
Me: But I have a 46inch LCD TV and a Nintendo Wii!
Her: I have a Wii also!
Me: I bet I could kick your ass at Wii Boxing lol

at which point she walks off into the crowd lol

I am seeing an Asian teacher on Monday for a cup of tea at a local bar, and I told her I am still expecting a cup of tea at her place, she told me next time, she will but she has just been through a OFSTED inspection and wants to get out and about, so I thought fine, it all good. As long as she knows I will be coming back to her place at some point .