26th August Sunday

I meet up with royal and I meet up with Maz who is randomly out shopping it up, we are just being really random I wave at this one girl and smile she smiles back..


Me: hey I'm bil
Her: hey I'm xyz
Me: nice to meet you...*shakes hand*
Me: so then do you come here often lol
Her: yeah I'm here every weekend
Me: awesome.... what brings out out today?
Her: shopping
Me: ahhh your heading to primarni aint you..
Her: yep that's right
Me: you know what come join me for a coffee right now....
Her: I can't I got to get my shopping done....
Me: cool lemme take your number..*Pulls out pda*
Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: cool I have an ipod
Her: LOL
Me: so your number is....
Her: seriously I have a boyfriend
Me: ok cool was nice chatting to u enjoy your shopping lol

Talk about randomness...there is some guy watching me do this...and I think he is a bit shocked lol

We go for a coffee and fuck about a bit more with Maz chatting up this really cute polish chick....but as soon as he finds out they are from eastern Europe he gets put off....everyone has different tastes...just like Asian girls drive me round the bend most times lol

Royal tried to chat up a mannequin...to the total bemusement of the girls working in the shop....just look at the picture below.

The girls didn't know what to do.... caught them totally off guard lol

Maz decided to go and Flows turned up, we chatted went to Dixie Chicken.... man I love that place, we bounce to the flat royal is staying in and chill and out of no where Flows manages to break the fire alarm and off it sounds lol

After all that we go to Tiger Tiger, Flows talks to some girls and then we decide to ask them what they think of his chat up technique hehe, their faces were priceless...but there insight was good.

We bounce to this bar and these 2 girls are chatting away, so I sit down at the bar and ask them where is good to go on a bank holiday Sunday......and then half way through I just say ...ok scrap that...so do you guys come here often lol, they pick up on the corniness of the line and we chat.

I find out this girl, likes to travel and teach and she has been teaching out in the middleast too, she has sooo much going for her apart from her cute looks...yes it makes a refreshing change. She works at the bar too, we chat for ages, Flows is unable to talk to her friend properly and her friend left us to talk while she went to the toilet, we chatted some more...this was my chance to show her I thought she was Sexy for more then just her looks...but hey guess what....I didn’t , it was the bar where she worked...her friend came back and looked bored and Flows was bored, so I grabbed her facebook and bounced.......if I get a chance to chat to her bit on facebook...I will see if I can chat to her properly...as a girl who travels and has seen the big wide world...is incredibly attractive in my book. How many times have I met cute/sexy girls who have no clue....man I have lost count...but I should have let her know then even if her mates behind the bar were watching and her mate was sat right next to her..but hey shit happens.

We bounce around and then decide to hit up Headingly, we go to the Box and we bump into Q and Sy. Sy is looking really well, esp after what he been through and he is still rocking the energy, we catch up and me and Flows bounce around, flows liked this bar girl who is petite and cute he gets to work and grabs her number.

I meet this girl on the stairs we chat a bit and then leave, I see her again we chat, she works for a hotel and is out with a couple of guys from work, I wave at them and chat, I mess about some more..I see her again and we chat a bit more.

We are bouncing else where when I see her sat outside having a smoke, I rock up and sit down next to her and Q rocks up and says they are waiting for me B4 they bounce, we chat some more, I grab her faceboook and number...and I will call her when I get some free time tomorrow, as she says she is fun and she seems like a genuinely nice girl....but I am guessing some ploughing will be involved and I get the impression she is a cool and interesting woman, so I am going to have to find out ;-)

Bilal


Royal and the mannequin



Weird sign in USC

Sat 25th August

I was supposed to meet up with Royal in town, but a guy from work called and needed the van, to transport some stuff between sites ASAP, so I couldn't go.

In the evening I met up with Maz and Voojitsu and Tim and Tej, we chilled and we chatted about for a bit. We all then bounced up to Greek Street and went to Henrys which was nothing special and then went to The Livingroom, Maz got talking to this....yes you guessed it MILF lol me and Tej took turns running interference with her M8 it was hard work, I said to her and Tej....you 2 seem to be getting along well, why don't you just make out already lol

Oh wait and before all that I saw 2 girls and starting talking to them randomly and I love rocking the corny lines these days...I said...so guys do you come here often lol and we chatted for a bit and then they went to the dance room and I did the same on this bar girl and we chatted away and we exchanged corny lines...from me she learned .....have you got mirrors in ya pants...cos I see me in em lol. They are just soo cheesy that they are funny...it all depends on how u say them...it doesn't really matter what u say..I just say it with a huge cheesy grin lol

Ok back to Maz.....we run interference for ages...ploughing like pure troopers for the guy, and Voojitsu is ringing Maz a lot, so what does Maz do?..well since his phone is vibrating he puts his leg next to the MILF so she can feel the vibrations haha.

We end up in revo, and I am getting tired and bored I start doing silly things and just having a laugh really, I then decide to go and give Tej a lift home and we chat and chill a bit.

Friday 24th August

It is the start of the bank holiday weekend, me Maz and Voojitsu hit up Leeds and we were joined by good ol Royal.

We hit up Henrys and Livingroom and met some interesting people indeed, these 2 Asian women started to pretend they knew Maz from somewhere..of course they didn't, they were shit loads of fun.

I randomly waved at these 2 women and we started talking, the one I was talking to simply lying the whole time she was talking in a playful way I called her out on it and yada yada yada and I just ploughed through, to the point of where I tried to bounce them to The Livingroom...they were like we going to finish our drinks here, so what did I do.....I picked one f the up and started walking to the door lol. They were not best pleased
Her: you can't just pick married women up like that (or something similar)
Me: I just did lol

Wished them a good night and we bounced.

In The Livingroom I got chatting to this woman and she works for Leeds uni and a kind of recruitment role, her friend was tired and bored and no one else could chat to her properly, I just chatted total random bollox.. Really I did, I called out on the fact that her friend looked annoyed, which she denied and I just ploughed to the point of annoying them, I was like cool I'm going to bounced but gime a hug, she did and I said we should make out too...she disagreed haha

Then I was walking past this like older woman and we just started talking and we went right into crude dirty talk....Maz could overhear what I was saying and he was laughing and like WTF......I was like lets go to the toilets...she was like I did that when I was 17 and so on, she was like take my number n txt me and if you really want to fuck you will persevere....I told her I was only gona txt her if we made out...which we did lol...but I thought I saved her number and I haven't DOH..but I bet it was either that night or nothing.

All sorts of shit happened, as per usual I got a bit too carried away at times, and Maz wasn’t best pleased, I know better but have a habit of getting caught up in theeeee moment. We have developed a code phrase which if said by any of us means, we must stop and re-evaluate what we are doing at that moment, kind of like girl code but for guys haha. But there have been times when I needed to stop Maz from doing something and have been unable to communicate it to him.... hopefully it won't be happening again.

Took some pics here and there and was a long ass night....rinse and repeat Saturday ;-)

Randoms - From the night.

DIRECT...to the point

Sat the 18th August

I wasn't planning to do anything at all this weekend, I just wanted to sit around and mong out and watch some dvds. The main reason for this was simply because I have been out consistently and I wanted to relax and I also didn't have the work car ;-)

But Saf calls me up and says he is going to Wilmslow Road in Manchester, so I tag along and have some fun.

I was just chillin I was waving at a few people in the restaurant windows, just for kicks, I waved at these 2 Asian girls sat in a restaurant and the cute one kinda look shocked and smiled n waved (in the how do I know this guy kinda way) while her mate just looked at me like get lost hehe. At this point I know what I should have done....just ploughed and gone in and sat down blah blah...but you know what...I bottled it...and I openly admit it. My friends were like go in and sit down you fool but this is advice from guys who wouldn't be able to do it ;-)

The amount of times I could have got numbers or makeouts or whatever is silly...and I am sure there are women out there wondering why I never asked for their number or anything...and I will openly admit it was most likely because I bottled it.

My new belt buckle is going down a treat at the mo...basically it says I'M WITH STUPID with an arrow pointing to me crotch lol

Oh and my friend got this nice looking girls phone number at his work, had it for 2 months and never called it............go figure, we all bottle it sometimes and a whole variety of reasons.


Was walking up to Starbucks at about 6pm on Wednesday 22nd and this cute girl was just standing waiting around.......so I walk past and get a good look at her, as she looks at me I say

Me: hi
Her: hiii
Me: you are incredibly cute...
Her: who me?
Me: yes you......hey I'm Bil nice to meet you (extends hand)
Her: (shakes my hand) but doesn't give me her name.....omg what does your belt say (it says I'M WITH STUPID with an arrow point to my crotch lol)
Me: so then....do you come here often lol (I lean against the wall)
Her: yes I work here and I am just waiting for a friend , we going for a drink at Revolution.
Me: ahh don't like Revo that much....tis ok.
Her: I only going because I have a voucher for a free drink lol
Me: ahh soo you're being cheap.......lol
Her: yep I am *smile*
Me: so I have to go and meet a friend in starbucks but I'd like to get to know you better
Her: welll...........maybe I will see you around *smiles*
Me: look lets exchange details *smile*
Her: but I barely know you...I can't do that.....
Me: Well it's good way to start (or something along those lines)

I ploughed a bit but I was like fair enough, it was just soo funny. We actually hugged goodbye and everything, and parted company with a smile. Even though I came out of it with nothing really, I made her day...how many times does a cute girl get a cool guy coming up to her on the street and chat to her properly????........I can tell you...... it's rare........;-)

Saturday 11th of August

This was actually very very quite, Friday seemed sooo much more busier, it was weird. Me and Maz both said that if we hadn't have been out on Friday we probably wouldn't have noticed that much.

We bounced about, ended up on Greek Street. In Henrys Maz was talking to a girl, I was chatting away to the friend, and she remembers me from somewhere but can't quite place me, I have a rough idea, but I am not letting on...just for kicks lol, after a bit she realises and it is quite funny. We are talking about how bouncers use their position to get laid, I'm like I probably would too, she tells me the bouncer out front is cute (or something), I am just like yeah if I was gay I'd sooo fuck him lol.

We chat away but it doesn't go anywhere, I not really fussed at all, much more low key tonight.

I randomly start waving at these 2 girls practically stood in front of me, and they are trying their best to ignore me even though we are stood next to each other, Maz is laughing at this and I find it hilarious ;-)

We chat away to a few people, we end up in The Livingroom and I see a girl that lives close to me, we chat at the bus stop, every so often. It is her birthday....I pick her up and wave at her m8s......there were so many possible things I coulda done for a laugh but to be fair, I kind of couldn't be arsed? Lol

Chatted to random people everywhere, this girl was handing out flyers, we chatted to her...real friendly girl lets call her Miss B, she was handing out free shot leaflets for Revolution, she had a M tattoo on her arm, Maz jokingly said it was his initial, I was like man you left one lasting impression on her hehehe
Some drunks turned up and one picked her up aka my style, was funny to se how it is perceived, I took a pic of her in mid air and told her I'd tag her on facebook haha

On our way to revo I asked some people if they had seen Bang Bus and they were like is that ure chat up line...and I am liked Yep....but it pretty shit hehe, we chat and she tells us about this arrtical she read about these guys who had a caravan and did the Bang Bus thing with it, and then the subject of money came up somehow and Maz asked them if they would do the Bang Caravan for 100 quid, they were like yeah, it would depend on the guys who offered lol

We bounced into revo and I thumbed wrestled some girls for the free seats, I was like I will fight ya for it ha, and then while talking to them.....I asked them if they had seen bang bus lol, it didn't go down very well lol, I just can't help myself sometimes ;-)

We call it a day, bounce to Kadas near the Corn Exchange and Maz buys me a tea and chocolate cake since I dropping him off home in Hudds, we eat up and chat, discuss certain things and then bounce off home.

Strange night......has to be said.

Bilal

Friday 10th August

It was an interesting night, me and Maz foooked about in Leeds and were joined by Royal and Tim, not seen them guys in ages we were having a right old catch up.

Again it was all about the bang bus lol, we chatted away with people just being social. The thing about Friday nights is that everything dies down by about 12am.

We were in The Livingroom, chatting away to people, some interesting some not so much. I got chatting to one woman, was having a laugh, but I was just talking mundane shit......got to liven that shit up (maybe I should just go into sexual talk right away lol), Maz comes in but it is dieing fast, so we bounce and chat to these 2 other girls and you can tell its going to bits, when out of no where, 2 really cool girls we had fun with a week or so ago, come up to us and say Hi, and we are like Heeyyy. We start talking to them and ended up totally blanking the girls we were originally talking to (but the look on their faces when that happened was mint), they stood there for a bit and then disappeared into the night lol.

We then chat to some MILFs and have a laugh I try to plough a KC for kicks, but no go...was well funny though.

We go outside and we stop these 2 girls, I ask if they have seen Bang Bus, one of them smiles, she has seen it lol, we chat away for a bit, she tells us she hasn't been out in around 2 years and so on. I ask her if her eyelashes are real, she is like yes they are....I tell her to close her eyes as I want to check...she does...I kiss her lol (BG). She likes it and tells me I am a cheeky sod, I tell her I can't believe she fell for it lol, she is like yeah shame on me haha. I get her number and I text her and she tells me she loves Bang Bus lol.

We then called it a night and bounced, I dropped Maz back off in Hudds and headed home.

No pics..simple because I just didn't take any lol.

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END OF DISCUSSION ;-)

Saturday...was a bit weird and fun

Saturday was rather nutty, I went to watch the new Harry Potter film at the IMAX, it was a very dark film but it was the best HP film yet in my opinion.

I had Saf and crew calling me to go out in Manchester, it is a good laugh and everything, but it not my cup of tea. I would much rather go out in Leeds and work ma shizzle. They had already gone when I got out of the IMAX.

So I hit up Leeds and meet Maz Joey and Russell....but no Sunnee!!!!! And we wonder down to Henrys and we run into loads of coolio people. I started talking to these 2 girls and then introduced Russell, I got talking to her and we talked for ages and ages, about her being a teacher, she showed me her mean face (which kind of looked like she was eyeing me up and down and looking at my privates lol) we talked about shopping and how Ann Summers was shit but Agent Provocotur was the bizzle if slightly expensive, and I told her how much I loved Primark ;-) I had mini isolation and we just chatted away, we were just vibing, but her friend got bored, I went for a close but she was going to Canada in a week and she had just come out of a long LTR, I ploughed a bit, but to be fair I respected her honesty and that she wanted to alone time without a guy in it, fair play I say.

I spent the rest of the night, asking girls if they had seen the TV show BANG BUS lol. Maz was like that is conversation death, I proved him wrong. As we were walking out of Henrys, I saw 2 girls and I asked them about Bang Bus and they had no idea what it was, then as I was talking to them 2, I saw 2 other girls and brought them into the convo they thought I was on about Bag Puss hehe, I tried to bounce them to the Livingroom , it kind of worked, I just picked up one girl and legged it off with here lol, but 2 girls were waiting for us to bounce them but I got caught up being OTT and we lost it and them....lesson learned, I got the facebook of one of the girls.

As I was walking up to The Livingroom, this girl in the queue starts waving and flags me down, it is Alibob, a MILF who works right opposite me and she is out with her mates, and they are going to the Livingroom, but Joey is wearing T shirt and we don't get in.....shame, we coulda shut that place down proper styleeeee.

We then got in random convo with people on the street, one girl is like to Maz and Joey, omg don't touch me don't touch me, I pick her up and say tooo late buahha, she warms to me and we chat and have a laugh but by this time we are all knackered and just slowing down, we don't drink alcohol to keep us going....all natural babyyyyy.

I introduce Maz and Joey to my work van, which I call the bang bus, both of them take turns jumping in the back loading bay and cruising about, yelling Bang Bus and people hehehe.

All in all a tiring but fun night, and learned quite a bit.

Friday Night Was SOLO

Friday night I went out into Leeds on my lonesome, now that was a totally different dynamic to what I am normally used to.

I talked randomly to guys here and there, and fiddled with my phone loads, it is hard but pretty liberating.

I bounced from bar to bar, doing what I could, just getting into conversations as much as I could.

I ended the night talking to a MILF she told me she was waiting for her 18 yr old toy boy, we chatted dirty about a few things and had a bit of a laugh and then she introduced me to her toy boy lol.

It wasn't pretty busy out or anything, but I made it do the best I could, it isn’t easy doing that, but you get a huge sense of satisfaction when you do it, I hate it and love it at the same time.

Will be doing it some more…………………