Video Clips From Florida

After much deliberation, we decided to make the vids public!

Expect the rest of the holiday breakdown soon.

Bilal

Random dancing near the MIB ride at Universal



Running through the water fountain thing, I made it through without getting wet and sat on Kush too! Oh and i run like such a Spaz in the video.



Pav impersonates some Birmingham guys



Pav gets a bit abused (no animals were harmed during this vid)



Kush impersonates Pav



Dolphins!

Florida O-Town Day 3

Now day 3.

This day was all about hitting up the shopping outlet malls and buying loads of cheap gear. We didn't wake up that early so we head out in our van and the first shop we head into is this sunglasses shop Kush knows. For me finding a decent pair of shades is annoying none really suit me, but this women knew her stuff and after a looonnnggg asss while I found a pair that looked mint, they cost me about £100, and they look the bizzle. Everyone else did loads of clothes shopping but I have enough clothes as it is (my suit that I lost still hasn't turned up damnit).

For the night we met up with Sorah who drove up to see us from Tampa, this girl is one cool and funny chick. Blunt and open about everything gotta love it, she told us some stuff about TMS which was interesting if not suprising at all. We then met up with gemeneye and followed him into down town and hit up Club Paris, which used to be promoted by Paris Hilton but she never turned up so they ditched her lol.

The downstairs is pretty much a dance floor, I am no huge fan of them, but the upstairs was cool a chill out area over looking the dance floor. There is some kind of huge teachers convention out (all the best teachers of florida or something) so we start chatting away about that. This one teacher starts chatting to me, she is pretty big, but she is friendly and we are all chatting away to her and having a laugh.

Her: I just bought a new bra....shush don't tell anyone
Me: ahh cool....what colour is it?
Her: it is black
Me: damn only if it was orange or yellow as those are my favorite colours!

We are all chatting away some more and then we all some how end up bouncing off her boobies, boingy style. You know were you just run up and bounce off them lol was hilarious and completely random.

Later on me and Zool start chatting to some nice girls.
Me: are you guys part of this teacher convention thing too?
Her: nope but I wanna be a teacher soon.

And it goes on I find out they are down from NYC.

Me: ahh so you are Manhattan girls?
Her: no but my friend is *introduces me to D*
D: I am from Manhattan
Me: I love Manhattan, soo many places to shop, Macys is da shizzle!
D: yeah I love to shop too, there are soo many cool places to shop out there etc etc

Zool is chatting to her mate and gets some close out of it (top stuff). Her friends are trying to drag her away, but she is ignoring them and talking to me.

Her: let me give you my number and we can hook up and go shopping
Me: *thinking you live in NYC and I am from Leeds* ok cool leme grab ya email address aswell and I can find you on facebook too. She tells me that her nickname is Crazy girl, nice that means she is fun and random.
Her: *her friends dragging her away* call me, defo call me *puts her hand up to her face in the shape of the phone* call me.

I am just stood there like hmmmmm, new one for me that.

Me and Kush head downstairs and we see a couple of teachers at the bar, so I just say Hi and we start talking. It was a really fun convo but the best bit was:

Her: I'm married
Me: That is cool, you have a husband....................................and I have an ipod
Her: *bursts out laughing* <--- look on her face was priceless I wonder if she has a master card lol Me: I left my ipod at home dammit, how about you where is your other half? Her: My husband isn't here either At this point I plough, but Kush can't be arsed and looses interest with girl he talking to. Teachers are never this fun in the UK haha

Sorah and Pav manage to piss off some American dude, cos sorah tells him to get lost and he gets pissed at Pav, Sorah is right Americans can't handle being rejected.

Zool starts dancing with this nice girl and gets a KC. Me and Zool then spot the NYC girls from earlier, we chat a bit more she tells me to call her again and one of her mates tries to teach me how to dance (damn I am pants lol). Kush is dancing with this nice girl in red and Pav is merrily drunk.

We decide to leave and on my way down I see D again and we exchange good byes and I tell her to show me a good time shopping and to buy me a nice cup of tea, she promises and we hug and a quick kc.

Pav moons these black guys in the car next to us, but since the van windows are tinted I don't think they saw lol.

This post was written on the train from London KX to Leeds on my XDA Mini S, I love this slide out keyboard.

If you want to see the pictures I couldn't put up here for various reasons, then I hope you know where to look! If you don't know where they are then you don't need to see them!

Florida O-Town Day 2

Ok day 2, we hit up Universal Studios. Our hotel wasn't that great (it was a 3star) but its location was mint, close to everything, right on International Drive.

The Jimmy Neutron ride was great, you wear 3d glasses and sit on moving seats it is great fun.

There is a place doing temporary tattoos. There are some good looking girls getting them done, Pav starts chatting to one of them, it's funny as hell

Pav: that's a nice tattoo
Her: thanks
Pav: so are you single?
Her: *ignores it*
Pav: I'm thinking of getting one too, where are you from?
Her: Florida
Pav: ahh so your local, well I am staying at The Days Inn on International Drive, room 282 come round lol

We are all trying our best not to laugh and she doesn't know what to do, was hilarious! Good old Pav always up for some jokes. (Pav I am sure you will read this so all I am going to say is GRAPE BABY)

The Shrek ride was really good, they really do love those 3D style rides out there and you don't get anything even remotely similar out here in the UK. After the Shrek ride we got to meet Shrek and Manny.......I mean Donkey lol

Kush, Me, Shrek, Pav

Zed, Donkey, Me

The Mummy ride was good but very short, it was like a pitch black roller coaster ride. The best show was the Terminator 2 show, it is like a live acted show in front of 3 huge screens, you wear 3D glasses and the action moves seamlessly from the screen to the stage, top stuff indeed. You can tell it is quite old and has nothing to do with the T3 film at all!

After we are done with all the rides we head back and we are all knackered we have a nap and then get ready to had out for the night.

One of the Orlando guys (gemaneye) hooked up with us and we hit up a club/bar right near the UCF (University of Central Florida), man following Gem was a mission in it's self, the dude was speeding along and jumping lights, then he said Kush drove like his grandma lol. The first place we went to looked pretty dead and the girl on the door outside was funny, after every sentence she would say "really", and we happened to take the piss.

Her:this place is good really
Us: really?
Her: yes really
Me: *looks at the guys* really?

Then in no particular order we all start saying really one after another

Her: whatever
Us: really?!

The guy stood next to her has a grin on his face too haha was funny as hell, we meet up with Vico and then hit up this other place which was much more lively. We walk in and it is full of of college students. I have to say I was intimidated when I walked in there and saw those jocks. They are huge guys. Like 6 foot 6 and bulit like bricks and I am not talking flab, it's all muscle. Talk about feeling out of your depth.I start chatting to this cute girl selling shots

Me: *claw* are you Scottish?
Her: no why do you ask?
Me: why are you wearing a kilt? (FYI it was a tarten skirt lol)
Her: blah blah blah

She loves us cos we are British, she turns out to be half sweedish, so Kush proceeds to tell her how crap Ikea is lol, fun girl and we all have our pics taken with her and all that jazz, just being the friendly people we are. We chat to a few people here and there and with it being a college bar full of big drunken jocks a fight breaks out, and the bar tender gets on the bar, he is huge (I am talking muscle here) and his head nearly touches the ceiling! Security come and drag this one jock away in a headlock was nuts. These early 20 year old jocks would put all the bouncers in the UK to shame lol. Stuart who plays rugby was tiny when compared to these guys!

I start talkin to girls with

Me:are you guys American?
Her/them: *puzzled look* yeah why?
Me: wow cool what is it like?! Lol

Their faces were priceless, funny as fuck, just blurted out what came into my mind at the time, Kush was like don't say that, dude needs to lighten up a tad, nothing is gospel. It's not what you say it is all about how you say it. If it comes to mind use it, good way to hone your gut instinct. I was explaining to gemeneye what I was saying and he was laughing, it's completely different to how the guys out their do it. Just goes to show both ways are different, but both ways work just as well.

Kush starts chatting to these 2 girls about how Pav is tired and needs to be woken up, so what does one of the girls do?!.....well she starts grinding him, right off the bat, this does awaken Pav though it has to be said lol. That is one big difference with the USA to here, the girls will dirty dance/grind with you and it is no big deal, it is just the norm out there, they also dress more revealing in general on a night out too(but then again it is much warmer out there).

For the first night out it was interesting, completely different experience then to what I and the therest of us are normally used to, was cool to feel the social burn.

I will only post pictures with the people who don't mind having their pics on here, as I know some people just don't wanna be seen on the internet lol

Florida O-Town Day 1

The main thing that has to be said about the florida trip was that it was a major laugh full of loads and loads of jokes!

Pav got searched at Manchester airport, he enjoyed it soo much that he asked the guy if he could do it again, was funny as hell to see the look on the guys face haha

Zed got harassed at American immigration, wasn't too surprised at that to be fair, everyone got asked a zillion questions apart from me lol, I got asked 2 questions "what is the reason for your visit?" and "how long are you here for?" then he gave me my stamp thing and I was through lol

We arrived in Orlando and we had booked out an 8 seater van, thing was huge we got lost too as someone didn't want to get the sat nav option *cough* kush *cough*. It was raining when we got to the hotel, weird style of rain as it was really hot so you didn't mind getting wet and you dried off quickly, it's cool to get wet sometimes ;-p (on a different note I hear in Australia when it rains in the summer it is so hot that the rain evaporates as it hits the ground, that I would like to see!)

The Van

Me After Dennys

We unpacked our stuff and hit up Dennys Diner across the road, the amount of times when crossing the road we looked in the wrong direction was stupid, you think wow the road looks empty and then you look the other way and see a big mutha of a truck coming towards you! Man I forgot how big food portions are out there, after I ate I had to take a rest as I was fooooked up yo.

Mini Golf

We then went and played mini golf across the street in the rain! They had real life alligators too, she was teasing them with food was cool to see their eyes pop up out of the water ready to pounce!! Reminds me of myself and some of the boys on a night out sometimes lol

That was pretty much our first night out there (Thursday).

I have written this post while sat on the train to London (helping my sister move into her new house) still jet lagged sitting next to a guy who is reading the guardian (which has a cool supplement of making paper airplanes, I mean that's the last thing I would expect to find in that paper lol) oh and the guy STINKS

Florida

I have written up the first 3 days on my XDA but I can't find the cable to transfer them over to the pc, so stay tuned updates coming

Saturday Night Manchester

LOL this was one of the most random and fun nights I have had out in ages. Manny and Pav were da shizzle has to be said..EVERYONE GIVE THEM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

Met up with some of the guys in Loaf..saw Kiwi after ages, was awesome to see him again, HE HAS GONE ALL HIPPY ON US ALL! Randomly asked some girls for Vaseline it didn't really go anywhere lol

We then bounced off to printworks and met up with The Numpties from Birmingham on the way! We hit up Norwegian Blue, and we were chatting to some women around the upstairs area.


Me: Hey you have any Vaseline?
Them: Why do you want some?
Pav: Yeah I need some got loads of tension that I need to release *crossing his legs like he is dying to let go* lol
Them: *look of WTF*
Me: Yeah he needs a release, hook a brotha up lol
Them: *Nice and quite thinking WTF*
They wonder off, while me and Pav are creasing up laughing.

Enter back into PURE

Tim and James left to go back to the Locks....how did your night go guys?..Fill us in!

Manny gets convinced by Kush to to go upto these 3 girls with "you girls have such a great personality", considering he hasn't met them before this is quite hilarious hehe

Chatted to some girls at the bar, we hit the dance floor Pav starts taking off his shirt and showing off his man boobies to everyone, we do the limbo and have a laugh.

I end up walking past girls double taking and saying:

Me: Did you touch my ass!? *blank expression or smile depending*
Her: NOOO NOO I didn't
Me: Well why NOT!/ Why the fuck NOT! *Smile*
Her:*smile/giggles*

Did that soo many times, it is actually quite a good way to start a convo on the dance floor. Ended up grinding with some girl and snogging her, she proceeded to stick her whole tounge down my throat. Think Zool took a snide pic on his camera lol

Did the whole "Are you A MILF?!" thing, twice on the same women, god my memory is shite lol

She was telling me how it was great being a MILF and that she loves younger guys..........interesting...

We chat and danced away some more, just loads more random stuff going on, Manny and Pav are up to all sorts, esp with the large bunch of girls at the end of the night, some of them liked us some of them not soo much, was an interesting dynamic. They had a massive pitcher, we were trying to make them drink it down in one go, they couldn't do it haha, Pav had a go and couldn't do it either!<----LIGHTWEIGHT

I was grinding with some other girl at the end of the night, I was ploughing a bit for the kiss, she was like nooooooooooo *smile*, but didn't leave. <----Note if she doesn't leave she just means NOT YET

I tried a few more times after a bit more dancing, but I was thinking how many different ways can I plough?! So I just thought forget it and went off to meet the fellas. When you are grinding you can go from 0 - Hardon in an easy 3 seconds lol

Adman was class seeing you, esp after such along time..top geezer!

Then we had a nice long conversation back at Zools place, with Pav showing all and proceeding to mount Manny through the bed covers, to show us what happened last time he had to share with Manny in Leeds hahahaha






I was the one recording the dancing, so only when it finished was I able to join in hehehe, we ended up making a sandwich with some girls who jumped on the dance floor too



It was nice just to let go and have some fun.

I left my suit on the train home..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it has not been handed in to lost property yet...fingers crossed people!!!

Last Sunday...The missed 3some/4way

Have been meaning to post this up here, and just have not had the time.

Me and Maz decided to hit up Leeds on Sunday, it was the bank holiday weekend and we thought it would be really busy, but guess what.....................we were wrong! We ended up in Oceana and did a bit here and there, we sat down next to these 2 women and Maz started chatting to one and I started chatting to the other.

The girl I was talking to, was friendly and we were having a laugh about many things, the convo went all sexual. I just wasn't arsed and somehow I made it go sexual and we talked about the best places to have sex, I asked her about her BJ technique and she was telling me it was gold and that she always swallowed.

She looked through the pics on my camera, and I was telling her that some of the girls on there I don't even know.

Her: I bet you won't remember me tomorrow/in the morning
Me: All depends if I sleep with you or not *change topic*

Then a little while later I said

Me: I bet you won't even remember me tomorrow either
then she said something along the lines of
Her: Well maybe we will see in the morning *something along those lines that showed she seriously wanted to fcuk*

She was asking about 3somes and all the rest, and how she liked Asian guys.

Her: I like Asian guys cos they are circumsied
Me: Fair Enough<--blank faced
Her: I was only joking *giggles*
Me: So is it true then that once you have had Asian there is no going back *smile*
Her: Pretty much *smile*

I was trying to escalate and isolate properly, but she wouldn't leave her friend no matter which way I tried, now I understand why, but then I had no idea, I missed the whole 3some/4way dynamic.

I got every major sign of interest there was, what's your name/age, what do you do, where are you from, have you got a girlfriend and all the rest.

I knew something wasn't quite right, and that I was missing something but I just couldn't pin it lol

Me and Maz were being asked the same questions by both girls, and we didn't even realise till it was too late, then we were like oh damn when we realised...ah well shit happens! happens when you least expect it

Me and Maz were sooo not expecting that at all. It was the kind of night, where I did THE CLAWWWWWW and the girl stooped and I just looked at her blankly with a loss for words lol, that happened to me a few times that night lol

That is the 2nd time in recent memory I have missed the opportunity for a 3some/4way, first time being at FND. 3rd time is the charm?! We shall see haha

The Week/Saturday

Well hello people who read this!

I just ordered a new phone, well I say new but it is actually a bit old, it is the xda mini s, it has a slide out keyboard like my spv, but it doesn't do video calling, which is fair enough and it fully works on 02 which is key! Once you have used the sliding keyboard there is no going back!! You just have to love surfing eBay at work, work would be soo dull without it!

My boss is down from Edinburgh this week, he is on about making us do some courses in certain areas such as Sun and Storagetek, which since they are paying will be cool and should help me get a pay rise which can't be bad!

Well I am off to Florida in a few weeks, should be cool and then I am off to visit my brother in Belgium b4 he moves off to Singapore to work for BT Asia.

Went to my Tai Chi lesson, had my arse kicked, but I also managed to hand out some decent punishment too which was great hehe. I have started back at the gym with Tom and my body aches these days. If you ever want cheap supplements check out http://www.myprotein.co.uk/ that place is really really cheap and high quality. I have started using protein shakes again, but I need to buy some charcoal tablets or I am gonna fart loads everywhere (which can be fun at times) lol.

Kush is organising a nice seminar in Birmingham, I might go down, duno if I will take part I mean I might just go and hang and n chill with the guys and have a good laugh. will decide closer to the time. Ice is coming down from Glasgow and some of the guys from London will be up so I doubt it will be shit and Kush is good at organising that stuff. I know for a fact the Bullring and Oceana will NEVER EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Saturday rolled around, woke up nice and early and got my hair done! WAHOOOOOO, well I just had it cut shorter and thinned out, my hair grows fast and thick! Then met up with Manny in Leeds we just chilled out and chatted away about various things, then Kush rang me and we chatted to him for a bit. I managed to be direct once and she giggled was hilarious, even I was laughing, still must work on it though, but the fact I am doing it is great. Back in the day I never would have thought I could.

Then at night a friend of Toms called Rick was up from the south, so we showed him round Leeds, was a few of us out, we took him MILF hunting lol, he had a good time which was the important thing. I was on the hunt for Vaseline and all I get kept getting was lip gloss and lip stick! GO FIGURE lol I pushed Envy to do something he wasn't really wanting to do, but he was happy once he had done it, so RESPECT MAN!

Me and Ken bounced to Weatherspoons just for kicks for a little bit, there were these 3 30 something women stood around and there was a chair close by, so I went up and asked

Me: Hey is this chair free?
1 of the women: Yeah sure take it
Me: Cool *Sits down* SO how are you 3 doing tonight

LOL there faces were priceless (and for everything else there is Master Card). One of them was being really cold to me and Ken, and for some reason I decided to play the racial card, people who know me, know I like going round saying shit like "Its cos I am Asian isn't it" just for fun. The women that was being cold then went to to qualify herself about how she has Asian friends and isn't raciest in the slightest, event hough they knew I was messing, and by me doing that she had to be nice to me now, otherwise she would be perceived as being raciest, was hilarious and they turned out to be really friendly. We then got into a debate about the snooker match that was on tv and some how the convo went all sexual was funny stuff, you can make anything sound racial and sexual its silly.

Me: Once you pot the black ball you win!
Her: *laughs*
Me: Pot it too early and you loose though! and never ever pot the white ball!

and so it went on, was great, they were telling me and Ken then were hitting up Oceana later and that they wanted to dance with me, I told them that I was a shit dancer apart from a bit of Salsa, one was like I know Salsa.

I never realised what me blurting out the racial comment actually did at the time, it wasn't till Ken mentioned what I did later that it dawned on me, that it put her on the back foot and she was forced to be nice in a way. YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY.

Everyone I was talking to was saying they were gonna be in Oceana later and I was like cool will see you in there. Guess what whenever that happens I never get in lol, this time it was because Rick was under 21 and Oceana don't allow anyone under 21 in on Saturdays which was a shame, wasn't his fault, Tom and rick were like we can bounce elsewhere you guys go in, I was like hell no, Rick is our guest tonight, we aint doing that, we all have a SEXY TIME hehe, so we just bounced elsewhere.

I got chatting to this one nice girl, she turned out to be monumentally shy, I made her stand up and then stole her chair which was funny, things were just getting interesting when their jealous friend came up and was like we are going! I was just polite and like chill let us chat for a few minutes and then you can head off, but I could see in her eyes she wasn't best pleased, and obviously the girl I was talking to didn't want to upset her friend, which is fair enough really. But it just amazes me how people who are supposedly your friends can get monumentally jealous very quickly, I wasn't rude like I know some guys would have been in that situation.

There were a few more interesting things going on but not for this blog lol



I saw this and it cracked me up